Sodom and Gamera

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  Did you taste the "Goodness of Jehovah's Organisation" ?

  by truthseeker in

  1. jw
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  if you can answer yes to the following questions.... .

  1) did you have a full share in the ministry?

  2) did you have a desire to do more?

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  Sodom and Gamera

  1) Did you have a FULL share in the ministry?
  UHM. I rang a lot of doorbells and pouted at people when they wouldn't take the magazines!
  
  2) Did you have a desire to do MORE?
  I had a desire to stop at McDonald's most Saturdays. It was generally met.
  
  3) Did you APPRECIATE your spiritual heritage?
  I was pretty pissed off that I didn't get Christmas like all the other kids, actually.
  
  4) Did you reach out for additional PRIVILEGES of SERVICE?
  I got super-jealous when one of the other kids in the congregation became an unbaptized publisher before me, so I was the first to join the Theocratic Ministry School.
  
  5) Did you give a BOLD and thorough WITNESS?
  Yes! Also, very loud!
  
  6) Were your comments MEANINGFUL?
  WELL TO ME THEY WERE. Everyone needed to know my opinion on Jonah getting off easy and Jesus giving really good parties. (These sorts of comments are very cute when you are eight.)
  
  7) Did you have the ZEAL of Jehu?
  Well until I hit puberty!
  
  8) Did you show yourself THANKFUL?
  Only for Treat Night at the bookstudy! MORE TACOS PLEASE.
  
  9) Did you BUY OUT the time for more personal study?
  Every car ride to the Kingdom Hall, baby!
  
  10) Did you meet or exceed the NATIONAL AVERAGE of publisher hours?
  If the national average was two hours every other month, then I held pretty steady throughout my time in the congregation.
  
  11) Did you INVITE your relatives, friends, co-workers and bible studies to the Memorial?
  What Jehovah's Witness kid has *friends*?
  
  12) Did you take advantage of the MEMORIAL SEASON?
  YES I PAPERED THE CITY IN THOSE PAMPHLETS!!
  
  13) Did you have the PIONEER SPIRIT?
  The Pioneers had really nice cars and got to drink coffee all the time. I was jealous.
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  Would Anyone Ever Be Able To Tell That You Were Once A Witness?

  by minimus in

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  are there still some of those jw qualities than rear its ugly head once in a while??

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  Sodom and Gamera

  Not me! People are always like "WHAT. NUH-UH." Then they ask me annoying questions about it for like an hour. Yawn! So I don't bring it up. After explaining that no, I didn't celebrate Christmas like fifty times, it gets old. Very very quickly.